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Everything has been going right for Simon Barjonas all year long. And it’s driving him crazy. He’s pinpointed the exact moment his good fortune began: When Mary Jackson said to him, “Have a happy New Year.” Simon is compelled to confront Mary about her “inexplicable” gift. But he gets more than he bargained for when…

This baseball comedy is set at home plate during a game between the Rockwood Scouts and the Chattahoochee Nads. Leo, the umpire, is mercilessly heckled by songstress Luanne Linder, who opens the proceedings by butchering the Star-Spangled Banner. The catcher, Corky Bristol, is grossing everyone out with his stinky feet. And the batter, Goo-Goo Dawkins,…

This is Jay’s spoof of Orson Welles’ classic movie Citizen Kane. Charles Foster Floyd utters his last word “Rosebud” and falls to the floor. Enter Bradford Thompson, a reporter, who immediately begins to write Floyd’s obituary. But, as Floyd lies there dying, he doesn’t like what he hears Thompson write. So, he wills himself to…

Vicki is a bohemian hot mess who has endured a lifetime of nagging health issues – from acute sinusitis to acid reflux to fibromyalgia and everything in between. Then, one day, she calls for a plumber to fix her leaky sink. When he arrives and bends over to go to work, she sees his butt…

When awkward romantic Fritz takes a shot at love in Kings Island amusement park, he finds himself head over heels for the perfect woman — beautiful, charming, and eager to hear all his cheesy pickup lines. There’s just one problem: she’s a robot. As mechanical malfunctions and comic misunderstandings pile up, Fritz is forced to…

In Frankfurt, Germany’s lively Café Europa, Tulsa McLean, a witty U.S. Army Specialist, is swept into a bet to woo Lili LaFleur, a seemingly unattainable French dancer. Amidst the vibrant nightlife, Tulsa and his buddy Cookey navigate a maze of romantic escapades and cultural blunders. The story unfolds as Tulsa’s playful pursuit of Lili turns…

On a summer day in 1953, a young, pre-fame Elvis Presley waits nervously at Sun Records to record a song for his mother. But instead of finding his big break, he finds himself in the company of Moses, King Solomon, a Roman Centurion, and Jesus of Nazareth. As the unlikely group gathers in the studio…

When Russ Gettys, a wannabe comic book creator, discovers a Genie in a bottle, he is determined to waste his customary three wishes to prove to the Genie that he doesn’t need them at all. But the Genie was sent to teach Russ a lesson. So, when the wishes are all used up, Russ realizes…

Bob is tired of living in the shadow of his womanizing big brother, Don Juan. So, Bob sets out to seduce Donna Julia, the wife of Don Alfonso. When Alfonso nearly discovers the tryst, Bob dresses in disguise as a woman to escape. But Alfonso, believing Bob to be a girl, makes romantic advances toward…