Heinz Laughlin is a self-conscious guy in a self-conscious story about his attempts to woo the woman of his dreams.
Heinz is aware that he’s a character in a play and that his Playwright has purposely put obstacles in the way, but he believes he can manipulate the Playwright’s will (and get what he wants) if he just tries hard enough.
He seeks counsel from a mail-order minister who’s written over 1,200 how-to books . . . hires a woman from an escort service to help him “practice” for his big date . . . fasts for three days to get the Playwright to answer his prayer . . . and sends his beloved a direct mail love letter.
Will he get what he wants or get what’s coming to him?
Three men. Two women. One Set.
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